Life, lies and lunacy

Random fandoms and the occasional thought.

for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

(via dutchster)

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

life-luxuries:

styleofdress:

because i hate it when people post these without recipes, here are all of them. some of these aren’t EXACTLY the same, but they’re close enough to still be delicious.

triple layer brownie cake / cherry bliss brownie / chocolate truffle layer cake / snickers peanut butter brownie ice cream cake / surprise inside ice cream balls / chocolate filled cream puffs / brownie cookies / chocolate snickers cake / chocolate lasagna / double chocolate brownies

Give me now pls

Noooo get off my dashhh

Now I have to go covwr a peice of bread in Nutella.

(Source: shams94, via therealdanacardinal)

itsthefirstdaysofspring:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are displaying the qualities of decent human beings and shouldn’t have to be praised for doing so

(Source: bruisedbrat, via birdschoolforbirds)

iguanamouth:

fluffyglowgalaxy:

iguanamouth:

man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle

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or an african crowned eagle

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or the crested eagle

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the little eagle

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the philippine eagle

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black and white hawk eagle

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and the bateleur eagle

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EXCUSE YOU

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(via cultured-grumbling)

thebrookeofdragons:

elfpen:

thehttydblog:

httydgirl1992:

Hiccup jumping of Toothless like a badass!

I really loved this part becuase they’re bonding is so beautiful and this dork comes along jumping off his dragon like I CAN DEFY GRAVITY MOM!

He really is making up for a childhood of missed “MOM MOM DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID” moments in one dorky skydive.

"LOOK MOM! No DRAGON!!"

thebrookeofdragons:

elfpen:

thehttydblog:

httydgirl1992:

Hiccup jumping of Toothless like a badass!

I really loved this part becuase they’re bonding is so beautiful and this dork comes along jumping off his dragon like I CAN DEFY GRAVITY MOM!

He really is making up for a childhood of missed “MOM MOM DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID” moments in one dorky skydive.

"LOOK MOM! No DRAGON!!"

(via burgundyoctopus)

whitewhoreneedsmoreblackcocks:

ultrafacts:

Coolest movie theaters from around the world.

Want more posts like this? Follow Ultrafacts!

Now on my “bucket list” to visit each theater and enjoy a movie night there.

(Source: ultrafacts, via sociopathic-timelords-in-hell)

keylimesliceoflife:

because-mercils:

volition:

Some days it’s just nice to know it’s there, in our arcade room… just in case of emergency, of course.

I just want to know if it’s a sword or a really long dildo

It’s both if you’re not a coward

keylimesliceoflife:

because-mercils:

volition:

Some days it’s just nice to know it’s there, in our arcade room… just in case of emergency, of course.

I just want to know if it’s a sword or a really long dildo

It’s both if you’re not a coward

fame-on-the-run:

kirkisspocklocked:

animals-delight:

bipolareternity:

sgchan:

pocket-alex:

slashfilled-mind:

screwthisnaming:

totolerateaworldofdemons:

I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.

and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great

Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?

Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out
So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.
Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).
So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.
And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.
AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MIND

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!

I WOULD PLAY THIS SO HARD

Sims IV: Harry Potter

I’VE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. GGFFHCDGBD!!!!!!

fame-on-the-run:

kirkisspocklocked:

animals-delight:

bipolareternity:

sgchan:

pocket-alex:

slashfilled-mind:

screwthisnaming:

totolerateaworldofdemons:

I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.

and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great

Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?

Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out

So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.

Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).

So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.

And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.

AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MIND

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!

I WOULD PLAY THIS SO HARD

Sims IV: Harry Potter

I’VE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. GGFFHCDGBD!!!!!!

(via keylimesliceoflife)

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:

WAT DOING

Me:

Nothing. I just stood up.

Dog:

WHERE GO

Me:

I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

Dog:

CAN I COME

Me:

I mean sure but I'm literally just-

Dog:

I COME TOO

Dog:

WAT DOING

Me:

I need to open this door.

Dog:

I HALP

Me:

No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

Dog:

I HALP

Me:

Sigh.

Dog:

WHERE GOING

Me:

I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

Dog:

CAN I COME

Me:

Sure.

Dog:

I SIT IN LAP

Me:

No please don't you are-

Dog:

I SIT IN LAP

Me:

No there's no room and-

Dog:

LAP

Me:

No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

Dog:

RIGHT HERE

Me:

That's literally on top of my leg.

Dog:

IT'S PERFECT PET ME

Me:

I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

Dog:

PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me:

I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

Dog:

PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me:

I AM

Dog:

I SIT IN LAP

Dog:

PET ME PET ME PET ME

Dog:

HOLD SLOBBER TOY

Dog:

SNEEZE IN UR FACE

Me:

.......

mari-on-tea:

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

(Source: anitial-deez, via epiicers)